Tyler Tries to Tell the Truth #12 – Dan Harmon is a God

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Dan Harmon is a mother-f***ing GOD!

Lyrics:

Dan Harmon is a god.
His influence is broad.
He’s got a sexy bod.
Oh yeah!

Dan Harmon is a god.
There’s no way he’s a fraud.
He’s totally not fatally flawed.
No way!

He’s my favorite guy.
He lives in the sky.
How does he write such good tv?

He’s a genius for sure.
And his heart is so pure.
How does he speak directly to me?

His jokes I must applaud.
He always leaves me slack jawed.
Dan Harmon is a god to me.

I’m creepin while your sleepin’
I’m snoopin’ while your poopin’
I’m seein’ when you’re peein’
I’m having trouble loopin’ (2x)

Yo, Let me tell you somethin’ girl,
You really truly changed my world.
Before you all I felt was strife,
You absolutely saved my life.

I think you’re cool and not a fool.
Thank god you dropped out of school,
cause you are truly changing things,
I feel it in my soul.

Your love trancends reality.
Your mind trancends duality.
You understand morality.
You aren’t afraid of sexuality or spirituality.

The thing about you is,
you always tell the truth.
That’s the difference, that’s the thing.
That’s what makes me want to sing.

Come on down to Harmontown,
turn that frown upside down.
Pee is yellow and poop is brown.
Come on down to Harmontown.

Yo, yo, yo.
God is real though.
I fucked your momma so hard,
I made her truly feel woe.
I fucked your daddy too,
just to be fair,
but your momma got jealous,
so I took her to my lair.

Fifty shades of grey later,
I’ve changed, I’m good now, I might date her.
Take her to a nice place,
moving at the right pace.
Can’t stop thinkin’ bout yo momma,
pop the question, lay it on her.
Suddenly it’s awkward,
she says we need to talk, word.

Your momma’s still in love with your daddy.
I guess my love was premature.
So anyway, no more tangents, I just wanna say,
Dan Harmon you’re my hero and I love you!

I’m creepin while your sleepin’
I’m snoopin’ while your poopin’
I’m seein’ when you’re peein’
I’m having trouble loopin’

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